Words I've taught my phone

[holdthesky]

Thought this would be fun to download when I found it: words I've taught my phone. Seems to be a great mix of sacred and profane. Not sure if anyone else will care, but I'm kind of fascinated by this kind of summary of stuff I've said and how I said it over the past couple of years. I was obviously feeling keen when I decided it would make sense to type bremsstrahlung and Koyanasquatsi into the crappy software keyboard! I deleted what look like mistakes and only left in things I know the meaning of.



rheology, ultraviolence, URI, blues-riff, AAA, aardvark, abduct, AC, acrobats, AFAICT, AGA, AGG, Agh!, AIP, Albans, Amazin', Amis, amusingly, angina, animalarium, antediluvian, approximant, Arbury, arse, arseing, Artaud, ashram, ATOL, Atwood, auger, Austen, autism, AV, Avalon, Aviva, avuncular, Aww!, awakes, Ayn, Aztec, bollox, baddie, BAE, Bah!, Balti, Baltis, Barnabas, Barnard, bb, beady, Beeb, befalls, Bejam, Belper, bemusing, bento, Bizet, BK, Bladerunner, Blears, boaties, boaty-poos, Boleyn, Bradwell, Bragg, bremsstrahlung, Brid, Brideshead, Brit, Britten-esque, Brooker, Brum, Brutus, BT, burp, butter/butanone, buttery, bygnets, C20th, Calligulan, Cambs., campaigner, car-parks, Carré, Carstairs, CBI, celeb, cellulose, Centuri, CEOs, Ceres, CERN, cert., certs., characterless, Chesterton, chim-chiminey, chthonic, CILIP, CL, clays, Clegg, cliched, cllr., CoOp, Co-A, cock, CofE, coining, Coli, commie, conquistador, copes, Corley, Corvid, Cosmo, Coulson, crap, crony, crud, CSI, CSS+JS+jQuery, cttee., Cullen, Cury, cv, cwm, cyw, daffodil, Dalai, damned, db, declinists, décolletage, delirious, DELGA, delint, Dem., Dems., Deptford, Deus, diarists, Diaspora, dick, differentiates, Digby, Disraeli, dissing, dit, DNA, do-at-home, dodgy, dollies, Dominos, doodlings, drape, drat, Drayton, drippy, Duffy, Dulux, Dunkelheit, duplo, DVD, DW, earworm, EBM, EDF, EDL, EDN, Eire, electrocuted, Ely, emphysemic, ENDZ!, Enochian, Enya, Ethnographers, Eurovision, Euston, exoticises, F&Bs, f'ing, F1, fag, Falk, FAO, farting, farts, faved, FC, FDA, Fenland, Feri, Feste's, fete, feted, Fez, FF, FFS!, Fi, FIFA, fiery, Firth, fiver, flagon, flutes, Fortuna, founts, Folyes, fraudster, Freddo, Freesat, frex, FTA, FWIW, Gabby, Gamify, ganja, gauche, GBH, Geiriadur, geoid, geophysicist, Gerard, Giggs, giraffe, Girton, Glicée, Gloag, goading, Goldwings, goosepimplingly, GP, Graf, grammars, gran, Graun', grep, Gringotts, GT, GU, gyms, Hadid, hagis, Halili, hammy, hamsters, Hardie, Hari, Heidi, hell, hellraiser, Hertfordshire, Herts, Hesse, Heston, hetero, HH, hi-cap, Hippo, Histon, HMS, Holyrood, homeopathy, hominem, hoodie, Horus, hotdog, HR, HT, Hubris, Huey, Huntingdon, Iain, ICANN, IIRR, Il'ston, Illuminati, imaginatively, impaler, impedance, imploding, Imps, Indy, inf, infobox, INFP, inkjet, Inverness, iodate, IRA, IRC, IRTA, Isherwood, ISTR, ITV, ITYM, Jarman's, Jedi, JFDI!, JISC, JML, JOOI, journo, journos, Karabak, Keele, ketones, Kier, koans, kooky, Koyanasquatsi, KPMG, Kraken, Kylie, L1, lama, Lancs., Languedoc, Leda, leek, Len, LGBT, LHC, LHS, ligand, Lillo, linsemen, LJ, Llandovery, Llanelli, Loach, Loch, lodes, Lothian, low-lifes, LOx, Lud, ludize, lugs, LUMO, Luton, M11N, Machina, Malvern, Manx, Maoist, mayoral, McGrath's, Melton, merkin, miasmas, Middleton, middling, MIL, minuted, miscellany, MIT, Mladic, Mme., MMR, MODS, MOLG, Mondrian, Moray, MOV, Mowbray, MP, MPs, MSPs, mss., mu, Nadine, naff, narcissism, nark, narks, NC, Neots, net-wide, neutrino, Newbury, newt, Nagorno, NGO, NI, nn!, No.11, Noa, Noels, Nog, Noggin, Noir, nom!, Non-fail, Northampton, Northfield, Norwich, NotW, nr., N's, Nuffield, nutjob, Nykvist, O'Brien, O'Connell, OConnor, Oborne, occasional, Oi!, oiks, om!, OMG, Omsk, ond, Orangina, organiser, organises, Osbourne, OSS, overacting, overheat, owt, Oy, p119, paddock, Parliament, parsers, PE, pear-drops, peeps, Pepys, perl, PhD, Pheer, PHP, Pictish, Pimms, pimp, pithy, pKa, Plame, Plater, PMQs, pobl, poindings, poly, posher, PR, pram, Premiership, pre-sales, Priam, procs, prog, Prolog, PSHE, punctuate, pundit, pwns, QR, RADA-ey, RDS, reanimated, reaper, recusal, Rede, re-enactment, refit, reweigh, RHS, robin/wren, RMS, roi, RoI, RoR, Rouen, royals, Royston, RTing, ruck, ruminating, runts, Ruskin, rutting, S&P, Sainsbury, Salmond, Salsa-thon, sange, Sanger, sarky, Satori, Sega, Serine, serifed, shit, shite, shocker, Sibyl, Sid, signposts, SIMless, Situationist, Skink, skived, sloooow, SN1, SN2, snog, soppy, sos, Soudan, soupy, sourced, Southampton, Soyuz, Spee, spiky, SSK, SSL, SSN, Stagecoach, Stan, Steinman, strumming, sublimes, suffixed, suggests, swifts, Swindon, Sykes, syllabaries, syzygy, tadpoles, tante, tarw, TASS, tastiest, taxidermy, TAZ, TB, TBH, teapots, teddies, teirw, telly, tempora, tendon, THES, Thom, thriver, Tilde, Tiree, Titania's, tl;dr, toadies, ToCs, Tora!, Torygraph, TOTP, traumatised, triage, triples, troughs, Trumpington, trundly, Tudor, TVs, Twitterati, tyranny, tyre, U's, UCL, UDI, Umbria, Umlaut, uncivil, underrated, underslept, undiagnosed, unheritance, uni, unlit, un-train-ly, upsides, USAians, USD, USSR, UTI, Valium, +ve, -ve, velodrome, Vesta, Vey, vibe, Vince, vivre, Vlad, wafting, Wapping, Warsi, Waterstones, weirded, Wetherby, Whippet, Whiteread, Whiltesey, Wikileaks, WIs, Wloclawek, Worcestershire, work-surface, WP, wrack, WTC, WTF?, WWI, WWII, X-Files, x1, x2, XML, XSLT, yak, YMMV, YMWV, Zaha, Zune, über.

Comments

[ceb]

I wonder why rheology is first? Maybe they're sorted in order of importance :-)

[stephdairy]

As Heraclitus is alleged to have said, everything flows. Forget love; all you need is rheology.

(S)

[holdthesky]

The only thing I know about Heaclitus is he's the strong resourceful bloke who brought his own marble desk into the school of athens, to strew haphaardly at the bottom of the steps. I always find that a very funny picture, mainly because of how it seems to constantly break the fourth wall. Like the camp looking soldier in duck-egg blue near the left, who's clearly exasperated but kind of charmed by whatever Socrates (in the olive green) is ranting about to the grumpy bloke behind him. And the very bored cherub on the far left, and the mysterious person in white beneath Socrates. And the guy behind the one in blue near the cherub, looking down in utter despair and seemingly trying to wrench the guy from his book. And that's only a tiny bit of it. It's like /Where's Wally?/.

[holdthesky]

Weird, isn't it? I think it might be because I've taught it those ones recently. On the other hand, the autocomplete on my phone is very wilful and contrary, and I'm sure would reorder things just because it liked them, so you might be right!